NEVER UNDERSTIMATE THE IMPORTNCE OF A PRESENTABLE CLAM – Don’t be caught in a situation where your clam is unexpectedly exposed and found to be grungy and neglected. Crusty Clam Wipes will really get into those nooks and crannies and keep your clam in tip-top shape!
BECAUSE YOUR CLAM’S REPUTATION DEPENDS ON IT – The rumor mill never closes down. A gossip-worthy claim of shameful crustiness can ruin your clam’s reputation for life. Clam Wipes are the first line of defense against being the topic of scandalous scuttlebutt. *NOT FOR USE ON SENSITIVE SKIN*
DISCREET TRAVEL SIZE - The discreet pack will keep your dirty little secret for you, so nobody questions your clam care wherever you are. The whole room will be doubled over in laughter, and you’ll be a legend…not to mention a trailblazing crusader for classy clams everywhere.
A HEAPING DOSE OF NAUGHTY HUMOR FOR CLAM OWNERS – Not only is this funny female gift sure to have your friends in stitches, they’re also handy. Who doesn’t love an adult humor gift that’s useful too?
WEIRD NOVELTY GIFT FOR OVER THE HILL OR BACHELORETTE PARTIES: Crusty Clam Wet Wipes are an unexpected and truly awesome addition to bachelorette gift baskets, over-the-hill birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also an easy choice for anniversaries, retirement, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Secret Santa gifts, or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.